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Wield Facts

-- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have
   produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
-- If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
   is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
-- The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to
   squirt blood 30 feet.
-- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
-- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
   pleasure.
-- On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
-- The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
-- It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
-- You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
-- Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
-- Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a
   calorie.
-- Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a
   champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?
-- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
   left-handed  people do.
-- In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their
   bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
-- A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
-- A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
-- The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times
   its own weight and always falls over on its right side when
   intoxicated.
-- Polar bears are left handed.
-- The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank
   #1 for animal having the most taste buds.
-- The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a
   human jumping the length of a football field.
-- A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it
   starves to death.
-- The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
   attached to its body.  The female initiates sex by ripping the
   males head off.
-- Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
-- Butterflies taste with their feet.
-- Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (thankfully)
-- A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
-- An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
-- Starfishes haven't got brains.