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| jokesbot.comA service from Bloke.comAction Composers.
A top movie producer was discussing his new project - an action
docudrama about famous composers with several top stars. Stallone,
Schwarzenegger and Van Damme were present. The producers really
desired the box office 'Oomph' of these three, so they were
prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would
portray.
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love
to play him."
"Chopin has always been my favourite," said Van Damme, "I'll play
him."
The producers were pleased. "Sounds splendid. But, who do you want to
be, Arnold?". Arnold says -
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"I'll be Bach."
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