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About Chain Letters

I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final
exams, lack of sexual activity, fear of being kidnapped and executed
by anal electrocution, and guilt for not sending out 50 billion fucking
forwards sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send
them, that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with lung cancer brought on by
second-hand smoke from the cigarettes smoked by the big bad men who
kidnapped her and took pornographic pictures of her for use on their child
pornography web site will get 6 fucking cents every time you send me the
letter.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and
everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How fucking stupid are you?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by every Victoria's Secret model in the catalog! What a bunch of
bullshit.

So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out
there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain
mail forwards.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechaun will come into my apartment
and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was
started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget
pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll
be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous
streak of blatant stupidity.

Screw them. If you're going to forward something, at least send
something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your
closest friends, and this  poor, wretched excuse for a human being will
somehow receive a nickel from some "omniscient being" forwards about 90
times.

I don't fucking care.  Show a little intelligence and think about what
you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards.  Chances
are it's your own unpopularity.

P.S. Please forward this to at least 50 of your best friends!  ;->