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Who is the Drunkest?

Three men had a very late night drinking Guinness.  They left in the early
morning hours and went home their separate ways.  The next day, they all met
for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.

The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight
home and walked into the house.  As soon as I got through the door, I blew
chunks."

The second guy said, "You think that was drunk?  Hell, I got into my car and
wrapped my car around the first tree I saw.  I don't even have insurance!"

The third guy proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far.  When I got
home, I got into a big fight with the wife, knocked a candle over, and burned
the whole house down!"

The room was silent for a moment.  Then, the first guy spoke out again,
"Listen, guys, I don't think you understand...  Chunks is my dog."