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Which Girl To Marry?

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not
know which one to marry.  So he decides to give each one
$5000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one
goes out and gets a total makeover with the money.  She
gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the
works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look
pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player,
a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man.  She
says, "I bought hese gifts for you with the money because I love
you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock
market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man
and reinvests the rest.  She says, "I am investing the rest
of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women
spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest boobs.