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Shelock Homes and Watson go camping.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.  As they
lay down for the night,
Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see".
Watson said: "I see millions and millions of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions
         of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
         Theologically, it tells me that God is great
         and that we are small and
         Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have
         a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes: "Watson, you dickhead. Somebody stole our tent".