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Battle Hymn of Tech Support (or Telephone Customer Service.....)
(Sung to The Battle Hymn Of The Republic)
 
By eraser

Mine Ears have heard the garbage
of the clueless on the Net...
We cringe as every Luzer calls
with new problems to be met...
It has weakened my own will to live
but by call's end you can bet...
One Less Luzer will be known!

Chorus: 
Luzer Luzer stupid moron
Luzer Luzer stupid moron
Luzer Luzer now yer cancelled
One Less Luzer will be known!

I have Listened to the luzers
as their email doesn't work...
They don't even have a modem -
where do they grow these freaking jerks?
With one keystroke they'll be cancelled...
I'll claim my fingers went berzerk!
One Less Luzer will be known!

Chorus:
Luzer Luzer stupid moron
Luzer Luzer stupid moron
Luzer Luzer now yer cancelled
One Less Luzer will be known!

They keep calling and keep coming
stacked in queue one by one by one!
How do I do this and how do I do that...
The job is never done!
Netscape,Ftp,chat and email -
can ya tell us how to have fun?
One Less Luzer will be known!

Chorus:
Luzer Luzer stupid moron
Luzer Luzer stupid moron
Luzer Luzer now yer cancelled
One Less Luzer will be known!

They've pissed me off and ruined my day -
my punishment for them is worth the risk...
Nothing will spell faster relief than when 
I tell them to run "Fdisk"
Now they have something to whine about,
but what the heck I couldn't resist!
ONE LESS LUZER WILL BE KNOOOOOOOOOOOOWN !!