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America Presidents

See how many of these you can answer, and NO, the correct answer is not
Bill Clinton for all of them.

1.      Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he
        joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear
        attack?

2.      Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a
        finalist in the Miss America pageant?

3.      Which president made love to one of his secretaries stretched out
        on top of a desk in the oval office?

4.      Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children with a
        slave who was his wife's half sister?

5.      Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?

6.      Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first
        husband-and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election
        campaign?

7.      Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife
        while he was engaged to someone else?

8.      Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal
        secretary?

9.      Which president made love to a young woman in a White House coat
        closet-at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the
        hysterical first lady from attacking them?

10.     Which president made love in a closet while telling his lover about
        the *other* president who made love in a closet (the one in
        Question 9)?

11.     Which vice president was cheesed off because he felt that HIS
        record of sexual conquests was more impressive than the president's?

12.     Which future president, while a college student, loved showing off
        his manhood (which he named "Jumbo")?



ANSWERS
1.      John F. Kennedy
2.      Bill Clinton
3.      Lyndon B. Johnson
4.      Thomas Jefferson
5.      Bill Clinton
6.      Andrew Jackson
7.      George Washington
8.      Franklin D. Roosevelt
9.      Warren G. Harding
10.     John F. Kennedy
11.     Lyndon B. Johnson
12.     Lyndon B. Johnson