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Q: What do women & dog turds have in common?
A: The older they are, the easier they are to pick up!
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Q: What do women & condoms have in common?
A: They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman
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Q: How do you know if your roommate is gay?
A: His dick tastes like shit.
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Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.
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Q: What's red and white and gets stuck in revolving doors?
A: A nun with a spear through her head!
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Q: What is the difference between a fridge and a woman?
A: The Fridge doesn't fart when you put meat in them.
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Q: What do you call a gay Dinosaur?
A: A Megasoreass.
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Q: How many many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Two, one to put it in and one to write a folk song about it.
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Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
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Q: What's the difference between a remote control and a woman's clit?
A: A man will spend 30 minutes looking for the remote.
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Q: How can you tell if a redneck bitch is on the rag?
A: See if her brothers dick taste like blood.
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Q: What's the last thing Nicole Simpson said to Ron Goldman?
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Q: What's the definition of mass confusion?
A: A blind lesbian at a fish market.
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Q: What does your wife and a condom have in common?
A: They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg??
A: Pick him up and suck his dick
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Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection ?
A: A quarter-pounder with cheese.
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Q: What does a 70 year old snatch smell like?
A: Depends
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Q: Why do Iraquians carry shit in their wallets ?
A: For identification.
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Q: What do 54,000 abused woman have in common?
A: They don't fuckin listen
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A: Well-hung!
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Q: Why doesn't Jesus Christ eat M & Ms?
A: 'Cuz they keep slipping through the holes in his hands!
Q: What has six legs and eats pussy ?
A: You, me and Billy Jean King.
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Q: What's ugly and sleeps alone ?
A: Yoko Ono.
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Q: Why didn't Jesus get into MIT?
A: Because he got nailed on his boards.
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Q: How is Waco like a Snickers bar?
A: Roasted nuts.
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Q: What is Koresh wearing right now?
A: His best Sunday soot.
Q: What else?
A: Charcoal slacks.
Q: What else?
A: A smoking jacket.
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Q: Why is a pedophile like the turtle?
A: 'Cuz he got there before the hare.
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Q: What Does W.I.F.E. stand for?
A: Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.
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Q: What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
A: Desert.
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Q: What is the leading cause of death among lesbians?
A: Hairballs.
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Q: Why don't lesbians wear yellow clothes?
A: Because they don't want people to yell Taxi at them.
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Q: How many Indians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to hold the light bulb and four to drink until the room
starts spinning.
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