Q: How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
A: Stick a Javelin through it's head.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
Q: What is a zebra?
A: 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a
tree would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.