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Types of Jokes

• One-liners:
• Questions:

  Q: How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
  A: Stick a Javelin through it's head.
  
  Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
  A: Nacho Cheese.
  
  Q: What is a zebra?
  A: 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
  
  Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a
     tree would kill you?
  A: A pool table.
  
  Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
  A: Anyone can roast beef.
  
  Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
  A: Because they have big fingers.
  

  • Offensive Q/A
• She's-so/he's so/your-so/your mummas so: "Your mummas so fat, when she sits around the house, she sites around the house"
• Story:
  • Sherlock and Watson go camping
  • Stop Smoking dope
  • The Drinkers Fault Finding Guide
  • Rules Guys Wished Girls Knew
  • Irish Pilots
  • Dating Surprise
  • Action Composers
  • Clinton's Dinner
  • If Men Really Ruled The World
  • Children Property Laws
  • If Microsoft Built Cars

    Offensive

    • About Chain Letters
    • Which Girl to Marry??
    • Mastercard Commerical
    • Halloween
    • Who is the drunkest?
• Quiz
  • American Presidents
• Top 10/ Top n/ Countdowns/ Number of Reasons why/ Lists etc.
  • Prepare for the ski season
  • Proofs of Jesus's Nationality
• Animations
  • Gifs
• Cartoons
  • Cartoons (images)
• True
  Some are true, some may not be, but they are only good if you believe! Hint: check UrbanLengends.com.
  • Link: Exploding Whale
  • Link: Darwin Awards
  • Wierd facts
  • Statements on products
  • Forensic Science
  • Turkey Stories
  • College Application
  • AT&T - Telemarketting Payback (absolute robeo)
  • Rocket Science
• Songs/Poems
  • The Turkey Shot Out of the Oven (My Bonnie lies over the Ocean)
  • Battle Hymn of Tech Support (The Battle Hymn Of The Republic)
  • Twas the Night Before Crisis" (Twas the Night Before Christmas)

Category

• General
• True
• Current Events
• Dirty
• Political
• Computer
• Blonde
• Baby
• Elephant
• Racial
• Religious

Rating

• G
• PG
• M
• R
• X (Dirty)
• XXX (Outright disgusting and offensive)

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